World record wankers

I have been perusing the internet this evening in search of world record counts for orgasms.

It appears that the female record is in the 90's. I have yet to find a reliable source for this number and it seems the most orgasms for a man is 36 in 24 hours. So 90 orgasms in how long? 24 hours? I did see one article that said 6 hours was the longest time a girl had masturbated, but I know I have broken that record tons of times on lazy Sunday's...

I may have to set a new world record. I love a challenge!

Ok shopping list, batteries, power bars, gatorade and a barrel of lube.

Oh and I think I need a volunteer to count them, because after 15 I start forgetting.... HAH!

Masturbation on the Fly

NO time for anything fancy.

Laying in bed. warm and cozy. I imagine I can hear his voice. We only had phone sex 3 or 4 times but I remember the times vividly and they always make me cum.

His voice directs me what to do, "Carress your mound and outer lips lightly, the skin soft under your fingertips. Feel the hunger build. Open your legs to your Master and with light touches show your depths to him. Light touches on your inner lips. Open them and run your fingers lightly over them. Circle your fingers around your little clit, girl. Do not touch it. Light teasing touch all around and around. No touching. Circle slow and soft, deep breath, relax... Lightly touch your hole, is it wet? Good girl, smear the wetness with your fingers, you want Masters cock in your pussy don't you? MMHMM it is good how wet you are. Slide your fingers lightly up to your hood, slide lightly up and pull the hood of your clit back. Baby, take deep slow breaths. I know you want to cum, not yet. Pull your hood back, show your clit to Master. Ahh good girl. Now gently brush your fingertip over it. Side to side baby, barely touch it. Yes I know you want to cum, yes I know you want to fuck. Look at you rubbing your clit. Good girl. Faster now, light and fast, yes. Show Master you want his cock now and CUM. Oh yes your a good girl to squirt like that. Clean your fingers baby I want to hear your sucking..."

Ah fond memories that still get me off everytime.

Dirty Dreamer

This morning I woke from an unusual dream. It was so hot I masturbated and came like 4 times.


In my dream I was a man and standing it front of a mirror. I was stroking my penis, I was cumming in great huge wads of semen. Each time a spurt came I could feel it welling from deep inside until it rushed up the length of my penis and exploded out of the hole. I could feel my hands (I had to use both to stroke myself) stroking my cock from the inside. WOW!


Maybe I was a man in a former life? Maybe I have weird dreams, and maybe I just enjoy watching men cum so much and feel like I am being deprived of this activity right now so my sub-concious is pushing that bit out in my dreams.

Or MAYBE (and this is most likely) I'm a horny crazy girl who needs to get laid! LOL

The Sadist

I am resting on the sofa, my legs weak and trembling as I have just had 7 orgasms rather quickly while riding a fuck machine. I had a gracious audience and volunteers that came and bit, licked and sucked my nipples to get me off. Then participated in some very sexy action in front of porn that was being pojected for our viewing pleasure in the back room. Honestly I have no idea what they were doing on the screen.

I look around and people are wanking off everywhere. There is a man across from me who is quite interesting who is watching me and stroking his cock. I glance over and there she is, beauty glowing from her, as she curls up in her space on top of the cage. She has toys in her pussy and she is flushed as she cums.

Yummy!

I ask if I can watch and am told yes, so eagerly I crouch down so I am eye level with her pussy. She has piercings and is using a vibrator to make herself cum. Two vibrators one in her pussy and one on her clit. There are other toys scattered around her. My hand is rubbing my soaking wet pussy lips as I watch her cum, a small trickle of girl juice squirting out of her. MMMMMM she is unbearably delicious and I must mind my manners! I stand up and we discuss how many orgasms we have had, I tell her seven and she says "OH! I will catch up to that." She has just had her fourth.

I move back to the sofa to watch her and turn my body so she can see me playing with my pussy as I watch her turn so I can see her playing. Rubbing my vulva with lube I grab a vibrating bullet and slide it all over my labia, enjoying the vibrations. Building myself up as I watch her she is nearly ready to cum, I shove my bullet inside me and grab a small vibrator for my clit. I am envisioning this woman commanding my desire. I call out to her as I cum, and I squirt. My first squirt of the evening. I keep fucking my fingers and toys and cum twice more while watching her. She is nearly matching me orgasm for orgasm. And everythime I cum she gives me this look like I am going to be punished severly. I adore every moment!

She is trying to catch up to me and I have been ordered not to cum until she does, I am writhing on the couch as I watch her, every so often calling out to her "Please? Now please?" She gives me a stern look and tells me "No! Me first!"  I am whimpering and pouting and encouraging her to cum so I can orgasm. I am such a greedy girl. My labia are engorged and my orgasm is being just barely held off, my clit so swollen and sensitive, everytime I touch it I shudder. She cums and I wait for her to count it, impatient girl, I am begging again before she has caught her breath. "Yes cum" I squirm and twist as my vibe hits my clit. I am cumming in under thirty seconds, it is big as she made me wait, I curl up in the throes, shocks running through me. I have lost count, I am mindless, ecstasy has taken over my brain. As I tell her of this and ask if I get spanked for it, she says "Masochists want spankings, Sadists reply with NO" I squeak and pout a bit and am joined by a beautiful pregnant woman I have played with before.

She tells me there is a name for me tonight as she scratches her nails down my thigh and I am transported through the pain to blissful heaven. Damn I adore the endorphin rush that pain brings, I can feel my orgasm already building as I gasp and say "pain-slut" she says "noo your the go-to girl" The girl on the cage tells her how many orgasms I have had and she thinks that is rather impressive. All this time I have been rubbing my clit with my vibe and I am close to cumming and state "If you keep raking your claws over my leg we can add another one to the count" she claws down my leg and next I know she is biting my nipple and pinching the other and I am cumming so hard, everything fades away but the pleasure and pain mixing and twisting through my body.

I must ride again! Needing to fuck so badly I think I will die if I dont, I set up the machine quickly and climb on. My audience has grown now there are several men and two or three women. More are standing outside the door watching. Thoughts wander through my head I wonder where the lovely sadist has gone to... And then I am on the machine and rocking that cock inside me, thoughts are gone it is only wave upon wave of pleasure as men stroke their cocks I watch, there is a girl beside me. I cum, it's hard and messy, I know my juice is everywhere. I keep riding, eager and knowing the evening is coming to an end. I turn to the girl who is watching and ask her to come pull my hair (I have been craving this all night) She stands behind me, her hands tangle in my hair and the tingles course through me as she pulls. I am cumming and she is pinching my nipple and I don't want it to end... Waves crashing over me as she pulls my hair tighter and suddenly I am curled up as my last orgasm shreds me to bits. I am cumming and crying out and it is glorious. I thank her as I slide the cock out of me and rest still sitting on the machine.

I am quivering like a bowl full of jello and people are thanking me for the show and I am unable to do anything but sit there with this dildo between my legs and shake and breathe. I call out to the sadist I was watching earlier and tell her my count. I stand up and I feel my juices slippery and coating the inside of my thighs. I am blushing as I clean up the machine, I have made a huge mess.

We are at the end of the evening and the beautiful sadistic girl has an arm draped over my shoulders as the hostesses calls out asking how many orgasms has everyone had. I blush faintly as beauty calls out first her number of ten and then mine of fifteen. It has become a fun game, the winner goes home sated and trembling, barely able to drive.

I get home and check the calendar for the next party, eager to repeat the experience!